Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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