Do you still have your period?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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