I've blown a few things in my day
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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