it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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