I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh god it's open bar.
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