just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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