i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My dick has a subreddit
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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