i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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