i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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