Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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