He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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