And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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