is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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