i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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