sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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