Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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