Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize