Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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