just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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