shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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