this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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