last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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