I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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