Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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