Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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