Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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