Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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