No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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