butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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