I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I smell stomach acid.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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