why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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