He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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