it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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