You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you traded sex for a burrito?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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