Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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