fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
