A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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