dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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