I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
tell me about the fingering
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