i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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