Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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