We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I don't think brook has ever known best
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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