Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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