My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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