summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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