Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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