Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Come see our sink grown plant.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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