Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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