i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
that may or may not have been my penis.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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