I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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