idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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