I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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