Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
a search helicopter?!
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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