Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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