I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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