My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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